If you add “I’m a horrible person for laughing at this,” it does not make your laughter any less offensive. If you grin and say “I’m going to hell,” I don’t think you’re risky, I just think you’re an ass.

Don’t call out your own bullshit but refuse to stop it. Acknowledging what you said was rude is not the same thing as apologizing for it.

It doesn’t impress me and it doesn’t make you cool. I want to tell you this while you light a cigarette and lean back, exhaling the smoke so it crawls into my lungs. “I’m a terrible human being,” you chuckle, “But she really is fucking ugly.”

I stare at your black hair. If you don’t want to be a terrible human being, don’t choose to be. There’s a difference between being honest and being mean.

r.i.d /// Excerpts from My Dreams (via inkskinned)


there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

(via dutchster)


seriously my favorite picture ever



What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: zvyozdochka, via iplemons)


When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

follow this hipster granny on tumblr, you won’t regret it
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter